Sunday, July 20, 2008
SALUTATIONS!It's NICOLE again! This time I have managed to get my hands on two old issues of the class times and I shall be publishing them here for your viewing pleasure
MISS YAP
HIDES TWO ISSUES OF WHAT'S UP FROM US
by Nicole
Miss Stella Yap has been hiding two months worth of what's up newspaper from us. What was she doing with the,? We at the class times thought of three possible theories.
THEORY ONE : Miss Yap has gotten abducted by aliens who have brainwashed her into thinking that they are her students. The brainwashing did not wear off until three months later. During those three months, sha gave the what's up to the aliens instead of us. When she realised that students weren't green and had three heads, she karate chopped the aliens anf gave the newspaper to us.
THEORY TWO : Miss Yap's local Karaguni man asked her for nwespapers or old tvs , So she gave him the what's up newpapers accidently. Later that day, when she noticed that the what's up newspapers were missing so she ran all the way from Tampines to Sentosa to find him. It took three months
THEORY THREE : She forgot about the papers
WHICH ONE IS CORRECT? YOU CHOOSE!
(God, I was LAME! I still am!)
OKAY! ISSUE TWO!
Pet Lover's Paradise
Nicole, Sam and Phoenix
Rochelle and her Dog
C: What's the name of your pet?
R: Pearly
C: What breed is it?
R: Shih-Tzu
C:When did you get her?
R: Last Year in april . When she was two months old.
C: How old is she now?
R: About a year old.
C: Has she given birth yet?
N: What type of question is that?
R: No, because she is sterilised.
C: What is her favourite snack?
R: Banana
C: How many meals does she have per day?
R: One.
N: How many bananas does she have per day?
R: Two
N: Is she friendly?
R:Yah :)
C: NO , she is NOT! When I went to your house she kept biting my socks!
N: Does Pearly play habbo?
R: No.
Carissa and her Lohan Fish!
N: What's the name of yor Lohan?
C: Russell.
N: How do I spell that?
C: R. U.S.E.L.L.E
N: So it's a girl?
C: No, it's a guy!
N: anyway, why did you name him Russell?
C: The guy at the pet shop said it's name was Russell.
N: How old is he now?
C: 4 years old
N: Woah, that's old. Did he ever bite you?
C: Yah, I held my finger on top of the tank and said "Hello fishy, are you hungry?" Then he jumped up and bit me. Yes, there was blood.
N: Why did you but Russell?
C: Well, at first I bought 6 Lohan fishes , then Russell ate five of them and he lived to be four, somehow.
(I'll upload the Cover Page, Contents and comics another day, stupid blogger is havng probelms)
(Tag if you want to see the other articles because I am personally to lazy to type them all now)
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